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May 1st, 2009


06:40 pm
terry boot screams like a girl HA HA HA

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April 22nd, 2009


08:06 pm
HA HA HA sorry spinks I know you want me but I wont marry halfbloods even if you are pretty and in the IS

really though we could go to hogsmead or something togehter you could of just asked me out you didnt have to try to sneak in my bath and be a peeping tom. I know Im handsome but thats just declassy.

if you ask nice though I might consider it

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April 15th, 2009


07:58 pm
looks like little suzy hufflepuff didn't want to try the cruciatus on her friend when I caught them skipping class? they said they were going to the loo but I new better. oh to bad looks like she had to do it anyway but this time under the imperious.

HA HA third years, your dumb. I hope this is a lesson too you all.

I love being on the IS. I think after hogwarts I want to be a snatcher. I think Id be really good at it.


also speaking of hogwarts its really nice that it doesnt smell like poor anymore. must be because there are no more weasleys.

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April 7th, 2009


07:20 pm
[GREG]
UH two things. one I THINK I MIGHT EXPLODE. Daphne says that if blokes dont cry very much there tears build up and then they explod.

I think you might explode too.

the second is a question. we could ask draco but I dont like asking him anymore because hell probably make us dress up like girls again.

HA HA HELL.

anyway gus says that horntense is the reason blythe got thrown down the stairs. and shes a slag. we need to defend blythes honour by punching horntense in the tummy or something. what do you think?

also lets call her horny hornby.

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March 31st, 2009


11:37 am
hey what the crap

no won told me journals were working again. they didnt work over christmas hols for the rest of you rite? or did someone prank mine? weasley? maybe i will hex you when we get back to school HA HA i bet this is sabuhtage.

yeah well Im definitely coming to your party Milli. Greg are you going?

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March 26th, 2009


02:29 am
HA HA HA poor ginny weasley got eated by a krup today at lunch. BOO HOO I am so sad .. NOT.


oh ruby are we still walking to dinner together?

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March 22nd, 2009


02:21 pm
oh just wait until my dad hears about this

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March 18th, 2009


01:31 am
hoo boy. ravenclaws arent so smart now are they? yep they definitely did something stupid.

and now Im stuck having to take them around places and stuff. at least it lets me be late to class ha ha sure is tiresome though but at least I can crucio people who get out of line. hope I dont forget to go get them sometime.

Huh looks like Im supposed to take them to supper tomorrow. wouldnt it be a shame if I totally forgot?

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March 12th, 2009


10:56 pm
so Im not trying to be contary different but I thought it was really neat to see a werewolf. magic is just so cool isnt it? and its nice to see that the ministry has them under control and all. I doubt the ministry under fudge or scrimgour would have been able to get him.

oh and Im really excited for tomorrow night. what about you parvati?

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March 3rd, 2009


02:11 pm
you just WAIT till I find out who did that to the stairs. it was NOT funny I got suck in the stairs and I will knock your block off.

oh right HA HA HA I hexed weasley in the corridor HA HA HA


also dark arts was really fun today. See what you can do if you put your mind to it?

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March 2nd, 2009


08:53 pm
Oh boy. Im real glad I can do a crucio. itd be real horrid if I caused the death of one of my classmates wouldnt it? or even just having them end up like nevilles parents? boy it must suck to be like that. id hate to have the guilt waying on me for the rest of my life.

what do you lot think? wouldnt that just be awful?

ok bye i have IS rounds now

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February 18th, 2009


01:50 am
yeah okay so why does patma patil get to have all the fun? first she gets to help capture corner and then she gets like all of ravenclaw to herself. I wonder if the Carrows would let me come to their practise seshions anyway. I was practising this stuff a lot more last summer and I think Im loosing it a bit.

Oh and HA HA HA boy are those muggles UGLY. I'm sure not ever breeding with one.

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February 7th, 2009


01:28 pm
THAT WAS MY TABLE!! haha well your definitely getting what you deserve. i think all the houses who participated in that should have to eat on the floor from now on like the dogs you are. bones and macmillan I'm going to punch you for what your ickle siblings did.

where am i going to eat?

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February 6th, 2009


11:49 pm
hahah when Greg and I find out who made those pamflits brosures fliers, were going to smash your faces in!!

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February 3rd, 2009


03:46 am
I swear if one more of you laughs at the brown spot on my robes I am going to knock you're block off. Its just chocolate cake from supper I tried to take with me and then Gregory the Thick decided to shove me in to a wall because it would be funny HA HA VERY FUNNY and it is NOT POOP.

also there was a catfight today very nice ladies.

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January 30th, 2009


02:11 am
ha ha well dark arts was really fun today.



hope you're arms okay megan if not i can kiss it and make it feel better.

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January 27th, 2009


03:27 pm
thanks a lot ravenclaw for getting quidditch cancelled. you know this is all you're fault right? I hope you all got hexed because you really deserve it. haha i hexed a third year it was a peaceful game until you came along.

of course i totally get why the carrows made that decision. im sure dumbledore would have just let it go on until someone DIED but the carrows at least have some sense. finally someone is keeping order around here.

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January 21st, 2009


10:47 pm
HA HA HAH.

the rest of you lot doing the graffiti with parvati best should turn yourselves in. or she'll get your punishment too - that's TRIPLE punishment. good thing the inquisitorial squad was doing rounds too huh? yep.


see students? thats what happens when you BRAKE RULES. working against the common good.

it sucks to be parvati today. her sister hates her now AND she's got major punishment coming HA HA HA HA HA

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January 16th, 2009


12:15 am
HA HA HA some of you can't even do the imperius. and who was taking the piss out of me and Goyle for having to take our DADA O.W.L.S. twice huh?

I think the hufflepuffs were the worst at it. whose not surprised? I'm not surprised.


I had a lot of fun being able to practise on a real person. what about you Bones?

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January 13th, 2009


01:42 am
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